((I stick to my theme))
I follow /all/ back.
cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon
(via just-plain-petey)
honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
(via nintendeaux)
(via just-plain-petey)
step 1: take girl into ur room
step 2: show her ur HotWheels® themed pc gaming station
step 3: enjoy having a new gf
What. Does this work?
yes
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
meme’s life spans have shortened so much. starter pack was a month. crave that mineral was a matter of days. now bath bombs are mere hours. were hitting a point where memes will exist on a quantum level. popping in and out of existence in a matter of infinitesimally small moments on our plane of existence
(via 70x7-bn-blog)
people always be joking that they would blow their friend if they felt bad or something but i would fuck any of my close friends if they asked