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cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon
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honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
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step 1: take girl into ur room
step 2: show her ur HotWheels® themed pc gaming station
step 3: enjoy having a new gf
What. Does this work?
yes
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meme’s life spans have shortened so much. starter pack was a month. crave that mineral was a matter of days. now bath bombs are mere hours. were hitting a point where memes will exist on a quantum level. popping in and out of existence in a matter of infinitesimally small moments on our plane of existence
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people always be joking that they would blow their friend if they felt bad or something but i would fuck any of my close friends if they asked
